hey i'm gardenjade i'm one part cute and five parts obnoxious
| Female |17 yrs. old | Aquarius ♒|
i like lukewarm coffee, classic rock, and cute people

wow look at all this fuckin lettuce


u kno a fandom is broken when they have an “everyone is alive” au

(Source: kaz-miller)


I hate when you’re like “fuck it’s so hot” and someone’s like “well why don’t you take your jacket off?” Like bitch no…this is my outfit


strong contender for the worst sentence i’ve ever read


i just realized tater tots is short for potato toddlers and i don’t know how i feel about that