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hey i'm gardenjade i'm one part cute and five parts obnoxious
| Female |17 yrs. old | Aquarius ♒|
i like lukewarm coffee, classic rock, and cute people

wow look at all this fuckin lettuce

yewglow:

randomlittlespark:

jesusinc:

"nerd" and"loser" were like hard hitting insults in the early 2000’s and now they are used as affectionate terms we have truly come full circle

Sorry, but no, we did a 180. A full circle would mean we went back to them as insults

nerd

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

apollojustlce:

hanging out with your best friend more like

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factota:

"i don’t support feminism because i don’t hate men"

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obamallamatime:

Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

(Source: obamallamatime)

What a beautiful wedding.

the bridesmaid (to the waiter)

(Source: salliethesalad)