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hey i'm gardenjade i'm one part cute and five parts obnoxious
| Female |17 yrs. old | Aquarius ♒|
i like lukewarm coffee, classic rock, and cute people

wow look at all this fuckin lettuce

sol1dsnake:

u kno a fandom is broken when they have an “everyone is alive” au

(Source: kaz-miller)

mercedesbenzodiazepine:

I hate when you’re like “fuck it’s so hot” and someone’s like “well why don’t you take your jacket off?” Like bitch no…this is my outfit

nuditea:

strong contender for the worst sentence i’ve ever read

jerkidiot:

i just realized tater tots is short for potato toddlers and i don’t know how i feel about that