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hey i'm gardenjade i'm one part cute and five parts obnoxious
| Female |17 yrs. old | Aquarius ♒|
i like lukewarm coffee, classic rock, and cute people

wow look at all this fuckin lettuce

the-dragons-thoughts:

Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile, and is gnawing on a nickel. And then when you take it out for walks, it picks up every coin it sees cause its a hoarder. And your house is eventually full of coins. And you are rich. And have a dragon.

writtenanddirected:

a new ask meme: go to my ask and paste the last thing you copied and send it to me without any explanation

inkskinned:

when my dad was in law school he knew these two girls who told him “people look at us like we were meat anyway so we decided to make some money off of it” so they wore bikinis and high heels and sold WAY overpriced hot dogs as a way of financing their education. they graduated summa cum laude with no debt and let me just say i have never been so inspired

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark

birdystark:

when you type too fast and send “holy hit”

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cappyrogers:

when you and your best friend disagree on something

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braginskey:

fuckcannibals:

I have so many questions about the skeleton war like
1: why do skeletons hate fuckboys enough to declare war on them
2: do i have to be dead to join the skeleton war or can i just strip off my skin
3: are dinosaurs involved

1) the fuckboys have no set gender or race, they are simply the bad people in this world and the skeletons hope to banish them

2) you can just strip off your skin

3) dinosaur skeletons are used as catapult launchers, so, yes, they are involved

afire-inside:

really in the mood for receiving $50,000,000